Keyword Seaching Freaks!

Yesterday, I was browsing the keyword analysis for this blog. I think I literally laughed out loud when I read some of these. These are word or phrases that people have searched for when they clicked on this blog:

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cock slap day
Is there really a day for this? Can we make it a national holiday? I would love this!!!

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Aren't they all funny??

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.. and throw away the key, you sicko!

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Wooohooo! Let's hear it for caps lock! Right on, dude!!

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Did they even go to school?

Either these people did not bother to read the description or information from the search listing, or they were probably really pissed off if they thought they were going to find national cock slap day only to find my blog!?? ((or both))